french ferris wheel

The act of tying someone to a spinning wheel and taking out your erect penis, so the person's face will be repeatedly dick-slapped with each spin.

"How'd Kate get that black eye?"
"I gave her a french ferris wheel."

by melondeezy October 13, 2014

french wheel

A specific type of Cuban that worries exsessively about his hair and plays baseball

Wow that Clint is such a French wheel

by Chrisvisaggio November 14, 2017