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freezers 

the act of rubbing cocaine on the gums in your mouth to numb them.
pauly never actually tried coke before, but he did do some freezers the other night.
freezers by jimfrank December 18, 2004
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defrosting two freezers 

After many months of being on your own, finally the urge takes over and its time to defrost the two freezers. After months of neglect it’s time to spank the monkey with some five knuckle shuffle.
My Only Fans channel is loosing subs - time to get defrosting two freezers and boost my likes.

freezer wine 

Freezer Wine is frozen vodka right from your freezer.
Get off your lazy butt, grab me some Freezer Wine and make me a vodka martini with an olive!

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

freezer tarps 

when you get real sweaty at the pregame yoss your tarp in the freezer for a few minnows or seckies depending on the sitch
yo yoss me my freezer tarps out of the freezer real quick to cool down
freezer tarps by yarps4l October 14, 2020

freezesmile 

The art of preforming a smile in a frozen state of emotion
Guy1: Lets bump him
Guy2:Yes lol
Guy3: *Freezesmile*

EXAMPLE TWO:
The boy slips into the water and sinks like in titanic *Freezesmile*
freezesmile by delllord May 16, 2008

Freezer bags 

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber
She has horrendous freezer bags that one
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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