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defrosting two freezers 

After many months of being on your own, finally the urge takes over and its time to defrost the two freezers. After months of neglect it’s time to spank the monkey with some five knuckle shuffle.
My Only Fans channel is loosing subs - time to get defrosting two freezers and boost my likes.

freezer wine 

Freezer Wine is frozen vodka right from your freezer.
Get off your lazy butt, grab me some Freezer Wine and make me a vodka martini with an olive!

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.

freezer tarps 

when you get real sweaty at the pregame yoss your tarp in the freezer for a few minnows or seckies depending on the sitch
yo yoss me my freezer tarps out of the freezer real quick to cool down
freezer tarps by yarps4l October 14, 2020

freezesmile 

The art of preforming a smile in a frozen state of emotion
Guy1: Lets bump him
Guy2:Yes lol
Guy3: *Freezesmile*

EXAMPLE TWO:
The boy slips into the water and sinks like in titanic *Freezesmile*
freezesmile by delllord May 16, 2008

Freezer bags 

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber