A Freezerlanche is a avalanche that comes from your freezer. This usually happens when someone puts to many items in the freezer, closes the door, and when someone else comes to open the freezer door, all the items in the freezer fall out. Usually resulting in a small wave of swear words.
Madison went to open the freezer to get something to eat, to bad he was almost killed by 3 bags of pizza rolls falling onto him.
Freezerlanche's kill at least 2 people every year.
a offensive term to describe a gay woman person who kinks/sexual desires are above and beyond but is hidden from other gays so they wont be shamed by the public. freezer is used in the context of more than closeted (hidden) and fag as the deroagtory term faggot.
girl 1: did you hear that justina has a thing for rainbow sex girl 2: ew i didnt know she was a freezer fag