freezervation

Freezing to death and dying

"Oh no Jeffrey died of Freezervation!"

by Bob Willbert February 18, 2018

Freezerve

Exactly what it sounds like -- preserve something by freezing it.

Scientists found a mummy that was freezerved for centuries.

Person A: This bread will go bad soon!
Person B: Not if you freezerve it.

by Awesome_kagura September 17, 2019