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Freeze Pop 

The act of a man touching his genitals and/or having his genitals touched while in Cold or Icy weather.
Guy - ''I heard the Freeze Pop originated from Alaskan Eskimos who used to gather together in their igloos, and jerk one another off with lube produced from snowflakes and whale tears.''

Guy #2 - OK.. i was actually just asking how your weekend went..but good to know, i guess.
Freeze Pop by VocalWallflower August 18, 2009
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freeze pop 

When a girl is giving a guy head with ice cubes in her mouth.
"Ouch! Me wang is frozen solid! No diggity!"
freeze pop by Dys-functional February 11, 2005

Freeze Pop 

Sticking a Popsicle up your ass, and sticking your dick in a carton of Ice Cream.
(Scenario: On a date at the pizza place)

Jack: So I did a freeze pop the other day and my wife walked in...

Jane: Are we gonna order food now?

Jack: I'm in the mood for ice cream actually...
Freeze Pop by AlanizWins July 28, 2009

freeze pop sex 

freeze pop sex is when you are having deep intimate sex with a women and out of no where she runs out of the room you expect her to be getting more condoms but no. she is getting a freeze pop she begins sucking on it quite sexually as if it were a dick she then continues to masterbaite with the freeze pop.
"awh dude last night i was fucking this sexy beast girl and out of no where she started having freeze pop sex,"

South Alabama Freeze Pop 

First you take a dump and put the turd on a stick. Then you put it in the freezer until its nice and frozen, eat, and enjoy.
"Hey I tried making a South Alabama Freeze Pop last night, but it wouldn't freeze all the way."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."

Cincinnati Freeze Pop 

The sexual act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then proceeding to eat it like a freeze pop.
"My girlfriend made the most delicious Cincinnati Freeze Pop for me last night, gobbled that shit up when i got home."

South Pole Freeze Pop 

A south pole freeze pop is when you jack off and cum in a ice cub tray put tooth picks in the the center put in in the freezer and the next day have a freeze pop
yo filled the whole tray for my south pole freeze pops for my girlfriend last night
South Pole Freeze Pop by Reibear September 12, 2010
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