Fedophile 

Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.

Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"

Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."

College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"

Fedophile by jj1221 February 20, 2010

fredophile 

A Fredophile is when someone named Fred or Freddie is a pedophile

"Oh look it's fred, didn't he get arrested for being a pedophile"
"He is no longer fred but now Fredophile"

fredophile by bOI d SINCO September 9, 2018

fedophile 

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

fedophile by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

freshophile 

an older student, often a senior in high school or college who hits on all the freshman and tries to hook up with them

like Chuck Bass in the first season of Gossip Girl when he goes after Jenny.
That Chuck Bass is such a freshophile for going after Jenny and all the freshman girls!

freshophile by BrainyMay April 16, 2009

Frodophile 

A fan of Tolkien's "The Hobbit", "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, "The Silmarillion", etc.

Ask Susan about Aragorn. She's a complet5e Frodophile!

Frodophile by pentozali June 10, 2007

Treedophile 

The act of toutching a younger tree or sapling in innapropriate ways and being a generall peadophile to any type of tree or plant

Nick toutched the young tree from behind without permission. He is now on the sex offenders list for being a Treedophile

Treedophile by Nickbowks June 20, 2009

Freshophile 

An Upperclassman who preys on Freshmen sluts because the girls in their own class would never get with them. The first step towards Pedophilia.

"Hey why is that senior "talking" to the freshman girl?"
"that dude is a straight up freshophile."

Freshophile by Nicholas123456 December 16, 2008