freedom of religion

freedom of religion:
MEans one has the power to choose to be whatever religion they wish to be, wether it be Christian, Jew, or drudic Vampirism. Even no religion is included. Freedom of religion also means freedom from presecution, including slander, physical and emotional attack, and discrimination.

Exersicer of freedom of religion: I am a catholic and proud of it, and nocbody in the world can tell me otherwise!
Thumper of freedom of religion: Your honor, my client has the right to sue the jail for not providing him with his religious daily goblet of blood! Drudic Vampires need blood!
Abuser of FOR: I'm an angry, untypical but loud aethiest and any happy christian I see posting on this stie I will tear down with an axe.
Accepter of FOR: I am an aethiest who is perfectly happy with my lifestyle and will not attack others for believing in moral values.
Beater of FOR:I'm a Jeberzian Fitness, so I'm required to bring a gun to school lest I want Satan to capture my soul. If the principal has anyhting to say otherwise with this then I'll sue his white *** for discrimination.

freedom of religion by Trex August 8, 2004

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Freedom of Religion

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A guarantee that each individual has the right to partake the religion of the majority.

Freedom of Religion by Snowcat August 25, 2003

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Freedom of religion

Freedom of religion is an arsenal of your own personal religious traits that can be used at any time by you and sometimes combos are available.

Did David just beat down Jon with. All his religions by himself? Using your freedom of religion is cool but don't abuse it.

Freedom of religion by bushlight January 15, 2018

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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