Free.99

Name: Free.99 Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

The best price in the world. FREE. It is pronounced like a would be total on a bill. The only better price is, "We'll pay you to take it". Extremely common at volunteer firehouses across America.

Common examples of items being free.99 in price-

Oatmeal
Pizza
Fire T shirts
Coffee

Dude 1- Hey lets go for something to eat, I'm starving.

Dude 2- Nah, I'm not in the mood to reach into my own pocket to pay for anything....SHOCKER I know.

Dude 1- Ok then, let's just go to the fire hall and eat the leftover pizza, it's free.99

Dude 2- Perfect!

Free.99 by Fire Hall Member September 4, 2012

Words you can keep

Free.99

To take ArtilleryStrikes elo from him in a normal conquest game type in SMITE.

I'm going to take ArtilleryStrike's elo for Free.99

Free.99 by Ekso March 19, 2013

Related Words

free 99 • 99% free fat • 99% fat free mayonnaise • free • free willy • free spirit • free speech • Free Thinker • free money • Free Running

Free.99

When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example

Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!

Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.

Free.99 by Markatak August 23, 2006

free.99

Stuff you pick from the dumpster.

I found some discarded jumper cables in the dumpster and they were free.99.

free.99 by Wilbur Under March 19, 2023

free 99

When you get something for free. It seems like everything ends with $xxx.99, so then that's the term, free.99

I gots this for free 99.

free 99 by Nahkala February 1, 2007

free 99

A slang term for something that's free

Ill give you this fist for the low low price of Free 99

free 99 by AC February 7, 2004

free 99

sport, joke, and past time of shoplifting from local 7-11 and grocery stores. free 99 competitions take place between friends to see who can bring in the biggest haul. common stolen items include candy bars and beef jerky.

- hey man how much was that pack of twizlers?

- haha FREE 99, its the way to go

free 99 by A-B of the 626 September 20, 2005

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026