Free.99

The best price in the world. FREE. It is pronounced like a would be total on a bill. The only better price is, "We'll pay you to take it". Extremely common at volunteer firehouses across America.

Common examples of items being free.99 in price-

Oatmeal
Pizza
Fire T shirts
Coffee

Dude 1- Hey lets go for something to eat, I'm starving.

Dude 2- Nah, I'm not in the mood to reach into my own pocket to pay for anything....SHOCKER I know.

Dude 1- Ok then, let's just go to the fire hall and eat the leftover pizza, it's free.99

Dude 2- Perfect!

by Fire Hall Member September 04, 2012

Free.99

To take ArtilleryStrikes elo from him in a normal conquest game type in SMITE.

I'm going to take ArtilleryStrike's elo for Free.99

by Ekso March 19, 2013

Free.99

When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example

Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!

Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.

by Markatak August 23, 2006

free 99

When you get something for free. It seems like everything ends with $xxx.99, so then that's the term, free.99

I gots this for free 99.

by Nahkala January 30, 2007

free 99

A slang term for something that's free

Ill give you this fist for the low low price of Free 99

by AC February 07, 2004

$free.99

The cost of a free item.

"Oh heck yeah...homies got our shit into the show for $free.99."

"Did you steal that shit?"

"No, it was $free.99."

by Dr Azn Luv June 05, 2006

$Free.99

The price of an object or service that should have cost you money but you got it for free instead!

“How much was that phone case? It’s cute”. “Oh thanks, well my homeboy works at that store so it was $Free.99”

by Mekalicious Macadocious12-9-20 October 25, 2017