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free-timer 

A person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc., that they no longer have a necessity to work.

Bob: "Hey where you goin'?"

Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"
free-timer by Ink Spot Mike May 27, 2007

free-timer 

A person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc., that they no longer have a necessity to work.
Bob: "Hey where you goin'?"

Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"
free-timer by Ink Spot Mike and Wife December 26, 2008

AWS Free Tier 

Abuse of the word "free" to mean costs money. Often used in marketing to create an illusion of free, going against the traditional definition of the word free, but actually an upsell into a confined, non-free service.
Start using the AWS free tier for free.
AWS Free Tier by GraceHopper July 17, 2022

Freetimer 

Someone over the age of 30 without children, who routinely travels or engages in hobbies and pastimes difficult for parents to manage. Freetimers are similar to DINKs, but instead of focusing on income, the emphasis is on the added flexibility of being childless. Freetimers can also be single.
Nate had no trouble scheduling a weeklong backpacking trip in Yosemite because he is a Freetimer.
Freetimer by xTHx September 6, 2015

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026