free ho 

A free ho is a bitch (woman) who will hang out with friends or ex's, even guys she just met, or guys on her long list of contacts to go on dates or to get smoked out, get a free lunch/dinner, do sexual favors or anything else for money or drugs,,,

You're girlfriend is a free ho and she's cheating on you and lying about everything,,,

She avoids your calls/text messages, gives vague answers to your questions about her whereabouts last night/day, is never home and hangs out with people all night/ day doing drugs, getting high, money, drugs, dates, and having fun, never tells you who she was with or what she was doing,,, also could say she's not cheating on you, but is and lying,,

free ho by Lightbeing September 27, 2020

free ho's 

to score free handouts

Man Jimmy ordered this large pizza and I knew he wasn't going to eat it all by himself. So, I decided to stick around a lil longer and see if I could score some free ho's.

free ho's by J-Merk May 7, 2008

Free House 

When no one is in (eg. parents) and you can invite loads of people round and have a party...

"Hey i've got a free house wanna have a rave"

Free House by Alexxx.. April 15, 2007

two free hots and a cot

slang term for prison or jail, because you get two hot meals and a cot to sleep on

"What did Greg get for robbin the liquor store?"
"Three years of two free hots and a cot."

two free hots and a cot by Stephanie437 April 15, 2008

free hooker 

A chick who’ll do anything a hooker would but with the benefit of not having to pay for her services. She gets wet just thinking about hard dick and can’t wait to get pounded by it over and over. Her favorite thing is to get paid in jizz shot in and on various parts of her body while she begs for more.

Eric: Yo bro, you ready to go grab some food?

Tom: Yeah, just let me get rid of my free hooker first, I already fed her when I shot my load down her throat, she liked it so much she came back for seconds.

free hooker by cherrybomb69 March 18, 2011

Free House 

Used to describe a situation in which a person, usually a teenager, has access to a house, usually a relations, because of their absense.

Hey guys, Party at mine on Saturday, I've got a free house!

Free House by Frank Ellis August 30, 2007

land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey 

Los Angeles; where you can get anyhting you need, especially for your dietary neuroses.

I can't wait to get over the Cajon pass: we'll be in the land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey!

land of soy milk and cruelty-free honey by MPG May 4, 2004