sport, joke, and past time of shoplifting from local 7-11 and grocery stores. free 99 competitions take place between friends to see who can bring in the biggest haul. common stolen items include candy bars and beef jerky.

- hey man how much was that pack of twizlers?

- haha FREE 99, its the way to go

free 99 by A-B of the 626 September 20, 2005

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free 99

When something is advertised for free, but will actually cost you something in the end.

Hey man you know they passing out tshirts for free outside. Yeah right, its Free 99!

free 99 by Prezidente July 21, 2009

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Free.99

The best price in the world. FREE. It is pronounced like a would be total on a bill. The only better price is, "We'll pay you to take it". Extremely common at volunteer firehouses across America.

Common examples of items being free.99 in price-

Oatmeal
Pizza
Fire T shirts
Coffee

Dude 1- Hey lets go for something to eat, I'm starving.

Dude 2- Nah, I'm not in the mood to reach into my own pocket to pay for anything....SHOCKER I know.

Dude 1- Ok then, let's just go to the fire hall and eat the leftover pizza, it's free.99

Dude 2- Perfect!

Free.99 by Fire Hall Member September 4, 2012

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Free.99

To take ArtilleryStrikes elo from him in a normal conquest game type in SMITE.

I'm going to take ArtilleryStrike's elo for Free.99

Free.99 by Ekso March 19, 2013

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Free.99

When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example

Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!

Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.

Free.99 by Markatak August 23, 2006

Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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