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Frederick, MD 

A town in MD, about 50 miles NW of DC, it used to be a country redneck town until around 1980 when all of the city folks from around Montgomery County area migrated here because land was cheap......now it is a pretty nice built up town with cute shops, but u also have your ghetto crack spots like John Hanson Projects, Taney Apts., Sagner Ave.,W. All Saints, and W. South St. but overall you should visit, but make sure u pack your glock!!
What chu' know bout FreD'Rik???
Frederick, MD by Merchili' Jones December 4, 2004

Frederick, MD 

Growing city with too many cops and not enough crime. You can get arrested for J-walking here. Known for everyone knowing eachothers business. 30-45 minutes from Baltimore. You have to travel to have fun because the only club is wack ass Exhale were all people do is fight!
Frederick, MD by Nina February 17, 2005

Frederick, MD

A really old small boring town in the middle of Maryland where the only thing to do that they call fun is to catch snowflakes with your tongue and not much else, but also is recognized as the state's second largest incorporated city and the fastest growing in a shrinking state when it's barely a city at all and some how there are CDP suburbs in this state that are much larger than that, and also, the only growth I've seen was a new ugly cookie cutter neighborhood with maybe a Sheetz or a Royal farms gas station and nothing else, A nickname for this town is often called Fredneck, and for good reason!
some guy: HaVe YoU HearD of Frederick, MD?!

Me: Yes I'm from the area, what about it?
some guy: It's A nice HisToriC TowN in MarrY-LanD ThaT Is GrowInG FAst!! I waNNa ViSIt!!
Me: No I don't recommend this boring shithole that they call a fast growing city because Maryland or "MarrY-LanD" is shrinking rapidly now and for good reason, but in Maryland standards, that town is considered fast growth because once they see an ugly new neighborhood with a sheetz or a royal farms, they consider that "rapid growth" and also the only thing to do there that they call fun is to catch snowflakes with your tongue in the winter! Thats why!
some guy: well that town really sux doesn't it!?
Me: Yes it does!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004