freckley

adjective describing one that is covered in freckles.

I am a redhead, so I am quite freckley.

This weekend I got some sun, so now I am even more freckley.

by SLGirl May 26, 2009

Freckley Chopstick

When a ginger or redhhaired guy, who has freckles on their skin; has a thin, long penis.

Girl 1: "I hooked up with Damian last night. Worst sex of my life!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, tell me about it! I wouldn't go near his freckley chopstick, again if I were you.."
Girl 1: "Trust me, I'm fucking not!"

by YouDontSuccc April 28, 2017

Freckley ass Bitch

a girl or man with freckles that cover their entire body and looks like a cow shit on them. {commonly fat whores}

Naomi! you freckley ass fat bitch go on jenny craig before you sleep with 35 more guys that you dont know!

by Jill n Tina June 28, 2004

Freckled jesus

Freckled Jesus:

Marco bodt from the anime Attack on Titan, known for his freckles. When Jean imagines Marco in front of him, a light shines behind Marco. That making Marco freckled jesus.

"Freckled jesus take the wheel!"

by TheNerdyMonstah January 2, 2014

hot freckles

Code word for Herpes

Guy #1, "Damn, Brittany's pretty hot."
Guy #2, "I'd stay away from that, she's got hot freckles."

by Hot Lunch May 11, 2016

Freckle theory

Postulated by a non-freckled human. The theory proposes with enough sun exposure a freckled person's freckles will eventually connect - seemingly making them very tan, but in fact just making them a giant freckle. This theory has not yet been proven, only tanning creams have helped self-loathing freckled individuals achieve this.

Steve: Did you see Martha the other day?
John: Yeah she's been on the beach every day; testing out the freckle theory I presume.
Steve: She sure would make one sexy giant freckle!
John: True story.

by Lauren Lynch June 10, 2008

Screen Freckles

The little dried pieces of flegm, mung, snot, and boogers on one's computer screen from continuous coughing without covering one's mouth.

Dude, I can hardly read this Urban Dictionary definition because of all your damned screen freckles!

by bukowsky January 5, 2010