A young woman with unfortunately low self-esteem and probably severe daddy issues who insists on seeking attention from the douchiest people imaginable, fratboys. Commonly travel in groups, emitting cute, chirpy commentary on whatever flavored rum they are drinking that particular evening as they parade into the front doors of various frat houses. Prone to spending a lot of money on pregnancy tests upon waking up on the floors of said frat houses with roofie hangovers.
"Dude, check out that poor frathag. Too bad she's somebody's daughter."
"I know, I know. I wonder if she's up to five abortions yet?"
"I know, I know. I wonder if she's up to five abortions yet?"
by guerrillajoey December 13, 2009