Referring to a
female, to faniate (pronounced
fanny-ate or fane-ee-ate) derived from the noun
fanny, is to spread one’s legs wherever they desire. It is encouraged when practicing intercourse safely and is celebrated universally.
Past tense: Faniated
Present: Faniating (though, it is not recommended to speak or write as you perform, merely to think about it)
Future: Faniate
Person A: How was your summer?
Person B: It was amazing thank you, I faniated almost every
weekend!
Person A: Yay, well done,
congratulations!
‘I need to allow myself a good faniate’
‘She’s faniating everywhere at the
moment, we love that for her!’