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practical problems 

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.
practical problems by Uttercolor February 16, 2021

fractally wrong 

Being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution. Zooming on every part of one's world view finds beliefs exactly as wrong as one's entire world view.
Dude, you must not join this cult, they're fractally wrong.

fractal dweller 

A person who is in-tune with his or her inner intelligence (inner voice); conscious of the fact that their external experience is a reflection of their inner being.

Fractal dwelling is also synonymous with psychonauting and anything that involves dwelling outside of the boundaries set up by the Control System and indeed, their own egoic self. To the architects of control, the elitists of the world, a fractal dweller is a "dangerous man"; a man who knows the difference between the illusion of freedom and true freedom.

Famous fractal dwellers include William S Burroughs, Terence McKenna, Philip K Dick, Ken Kesey, Jack Kerouac, Carlos Castaneda, Robert Anton Wilson, Ram Dass, Alan Watts, Stanislav Grof and Rick Strassman.
"transcendental fractal dweller Alan Watts once said that, "the Universe is like a giant Rorschach ink-blot."."
fractal dweller by fractal dweller November 23, 2010

fractal wrongness 

Fractal wrongness is the state of being wrong at every conceivable scale of resolution.

That is, from a distance, a fractally wrong person's worldview is incorrect; and furthermore, if you focus on any small part of that person's worldview, that part is just as wrong as the whole worldview.
Person 1: I just came back from a debate with someone who suffered from fractal wrongness.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: No matter what he said, it was utterly wrong.
fractal wrongness by C.E.S. January 12, 2014

Fractal Fail

A fail at every conceivable level of resolution. Zooming in on any part of the fail reveals just as much fail as the entity of the whole.
Fractal fail comes after quantum fail, but before universal fail.
Fractal Fail by Pyroclasm32 February 27, 2009

fractalicious

Something that is infinitely tasty. From fractal - something that can be infinitely zoomed in
That meal was fractalicious
fractalicious by Benn Steer May 22, 2008
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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