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fountain drink 

when a sexual partner is giving deep oral satisfaction, you pee in their mouth so that it shoots out their nose
I gave my woman a fountain drink in bed last night, and her nose still hurts today.
fountain drink by chilidawg June 23, 2006

Fountain Drink 

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!
Fountain Drink by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

Water Fountain Drink 

raising a drink above your eyes and then opening your mouth and pouring the drink into your mouth.

drinking from a friend's bottle water or can without putting it to your lips. Giving them the curtsy of not giving them your germs but accepting theirs.
Person (1) hey can drink some of your bottled water ? Person (2) no way man ! I don't want your germs all over it. Person (1) it's ok I will water fountain drink.

Drinking Fountain

The act of ejaculating in your own mouth while masturbating.
I hope i am not gonna do a drinking fountain this time.
Drinking Fountain by TataMaFute December 25, 2018

German Drinking Fountain 

When someone shits on anothers chest while pissing in their mouth
Dude, I totaly gave her a german drinking fountain yester day

dirty drinking fountain 

The act of pull out while banging and pissing in the mouth of your partner, could be during anal sex of bloody period sex.
"Wow Carrie and I fucked so hard last night she was real thirsty so I gave her a dirty drinking fountain"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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