“Let’s fort up for squad!”
“Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
I’’m going to be at home chilling, gonna fort up with the squad”
“Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
I’’m going to be at home chilling, gonna fort up with the squad”
by LLSnoozeday January 21, 2018
Get the fort up mug.A legendary local menace (or hero, depending who you ask) known for sneak attacks on unsuspecting nipples during backyard bonfires, porch swings, or any unsupervised moment north of Vista View Circle. Equal parts myth and misdemeanor, this cheeky bandit leaves a trail of startled gasps, missing bras, and confused squirrels.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, lock up your coolers and clasp your bras — the Upper Fort Scott Titty Nibbler was spotted creeping behind the hedges on Vista View Circle again last night, right after the karaoke machine shorted out.
by Busty Bonita July 20, 2025
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