forrekt gump

Somebody who thinks that he can peg anyone, but is really bad at it. He often laughs about his jokes, when nobody else does, too.

Person 1: Lol, look at him, he thinks he's so funny

Person 2: Yeah, what a forrekt gump

by damio121 February 28, 2016

Forrest Gump

A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.

Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?

by Luke and Dennis June 11, 2006

Forrest Gump

Greatest ping pong player in the world.

Forrest Gump: "I like playin' those ping pongs."

by Jackerfack September 30, 2009

Forrest Gump

A badass mothafucker who taught Elvis, was a Football Superstar, Vietnam War Hero, Ping Pong Legend, Shrimp Selling Millionaire, Track Running sensation, Punched a Bitch, and banged a whore named Jenny.

Forrest Gump will kick your ass.

by fork82 October 16, 2011

Forrest Gump Beat Down

Throwing someone a ass whuppin while not showing any emotions whatsoever.

I gave the mark Forrest Gump beat down for hitting my kids

by Caligula Black April 29, 2009

The Forrest Gump Effect

To have a long, long conversation with complete stranger that creates an epic story about your past often in awkward locations such as elevators, park benches, bus stops, or even waiting rooms.

Also, you win if you include football, chocolate, shrimp or running insane distances.

Guy 1: I went to get checked up at the doctor's, but I totally got the Forrest Gump Effect by some old guy. I sat there for five hours without realizing my name was called.

Guy 2: Damn....

by G-Ender July 21, 2010

Forrest Gump in a dress

A certain ex-Govorner from Alaska that has a very low IQ.

Allison: "I can't believe Sarah Palin is really the Republican hope for 2012...she is Forrest Gump in a dress!"
Kris: "You betcha!"

by Silver Wear March 20, 2010