forrekt gump
Somebody who thinks that he can peg anyone, but is really bad at it. He often laughs about his jokes, when nobody else does, too.
forrekt gump by damio121 February 28, 2016
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Forrest Gump
A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.
Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?
Forrest Gump by Luke and Dennis June 11, 2006
Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump by Jackerfack September 30, 2009
Forrest Gump
A badass mothafucker who taught Elvis, was a Football Superstar, Vietnam War Hero, Ping Pong Legend, Shrimp Selling Millionaire, Track Running sensation, Punched a Bitch, and banged a whore named Jenny.
Forrest Gump by fork82 October 16, 2011
Forrest Gump Beat Down
Forrest Gump Beat Down by Caligula Black April 29, 2009
The Forrest Gump Effect
To have a long, long conversation with complete stranger that creates an epic story about your past often in awkward locations such as elevators, park benches, bus stops, or even waiting rooms.
Also, you win if you include football, chocolate, shrimp or running insane distances.
Also, you win if you include football, chocolate, shrimp or running insane distances.
Guy 1: I went to get checked up at the doctor's, but I totally got the Forrest Gump Effect by some old guy. I sat there for five hours without realizing my name was called.
Guy 2: Damn....
Guy 2: Damn....
The Forrest Gump Effect by G-Ender July 21, 2010
Forrest Gump in a dress
Allison: "I can't believe Sarah Palin is really the Republican hope for 2012...she is Forrest Gump in a dress!"
Kris: "You betcha!"
Kris: "You betcha!"
Forrest Gump in a dress by Silver Wear March 20, 2010