foreverwipe 

A fudgy shit that seems to keep rearing its ugly head, causing you to wipe and wipe forever, whilst still keeps coming up brown. A shit story without a clean ending often resulting in a plugged toilet.

"Man, you need more bran or coffee in your diet, that was definitley a foreverwipe. You must have used a half role on that one".

foreverwipe by Steve Olney May 18, 2005

forever-wipe

those shits that take foreverrr to wipe.

Present-tense usuage:

me *thinking* "damn, i've been in here for over 10 minutes. this is a forever-wipe!"

Past-tense usage:

friend "yo bro were you just jerking off in my bathroom"
me "nah man, i took a shit it was a forever-wipe."
friend "you better get your ass to the store and buy me some toilet paper"

forever-wipe by the shitter5 September 13, 2010

Foreverize 

The thought process that what you are experiencing right now is going to last forever.

Just because I am late to our first date does not mean I will always be late to things that are important; please don't foreverize this.

Foreverize by MOLove1966 July 2, 2019

Foreverwiper 

When one encounters a bowel movement that continues to present an endless stream of fecal matter after you have completely evacuated yourself. This includes: diarrhea, mudbutt, hangover explosions, and even otherwise healthy forms of defecation. It’s extremely frustrating for the both the person experiencing the Forever Wiper and their loved ones or friends who wonder why it’s taking them so long to relieve themselves. Forever Wipers are successfully neutralized by entering the shower or bathtub to submerge and totally cleanse the rectal area.

Hey Jacob! How was that Taco Bell last night?
I don’t know Ben, definitely going to give me a foreverwiper.

Foreverwiper by DataBattlesZ July 24, 2022