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Foreverwiper 

When one encounters a bowel movement that continues to present an endless stream of fecal matter after you have completely evacuated yourself. This includes: diarrhea, mudbutt, hangover explosions, and even otherwise healthy forms of defecation. It’s extremely frustrating for the both the person experiencing the Forever Wiper and their loved ones or friends who wonder why it’s taking them so long to relieve themselves. Forever Wipers are successfully neutralized by entering the shower or bathtub to submerge and totally cleanse the rectal area.
Hey Jacob! How was that Taco Bell last night?
I don’t know Ben, definitely going to give me a foreverwiper.
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foreverwipe 

A fudgy shit that seems to keep rearing its ugly head, causing you to wipe and wipe forever, whilst still keeps coming up brown. A shit story without a clean ending often resulting in a plugged toilet.
"Man, you need more bran or coffee in your diet, that was definitley a foreverwipe. You must have used a half role on that one".
foreverwipe by Steve Olney May 18, 2005
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