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foreskin swirl 

Occurs when an uncircumcised man is receiving fellatio. The fellator sticks his or her tongue between the head and the foreskin of a partially erect penis and makes a vigorous swirling motion.
I had a chub so she gave me the old foreskin swirl to get it full mast.
foreskin swirl by harrisg5 August 12, 2010

Somebody get this freaking duck away from me

An exclaimation from HomestarRunner.com. It can be found on the website's 13th menu (Atari-themed)by moving your mouse over the "email" button (Strong Bad screams it), and also by watching the first deleted scene of the Yellow Dello movie (Homestar Runner says it).

Most commonly used as a random quote, and occasionally used to tell an annoying person to get lost.
"Somebody get this freaking duck away from me! This guy won't leave me alone!"

Foreskin Tag 

Foreskin tag is like regular tag but you don’t use your finger you use your foreskin. You can only tag someone by touching them with your foreskin or cumming on them. Note: (having a boner to increase range is allowed
Kyle: Ayo shemar you down to play “Foreskin Tag” at recess?
Shemar: Yeah bro Imma ask Ms.Pumpernickel if she wants to play too, wait she don’t got no foreskin....
Kyle: True, unless......
Foreskin Tag by SMELLY DOORKNOB August 11, 2020

nice job foreskin 

phrase used by me when someone on my team does a shitty job.
for grammar nazis that like beAuTIfuL text: "Nice job, foreskin."
teammate: *dies from his own grenade*
other teammate: "wow"
me: "nice job foreskin"

thot’s foreskin 

When a thot raises her shirt, the lower portion of her back that is visible is called a thot’s foreskin.
Robert: Yo, there’s this hot girl that I think’s in to me.
Fred: Fuck you man, she showed you her thot’s foreskin yet?
Robert: Bitch-fucker!!
thot’s foreskin by CaptThomas April 10, 2019

wish me freaking luck 

when there's little chance of something happening, and you want everyone to know.
Person #1: Wish me freaking luck!
Person #2: What?
Person #1: I have a final in science that i have not studied for