foreignsics

Da scientific study of determining whether someone claiming to have been "boowuhn heayuh" was actually "from awuh-hay".

Classic Maine "native vs. transplant" humor: "Old Man Buchanan 'way down in Buhrch Hahbah passed away at da ripe old age of 97 still claimin' to be a nauy-tihve, seein' as how he grew up around thayuh and nevuh moved anywhayuh else. Well, we performed foreignsics into his past and were absolutely SHAWHKED to discovuh dat he was actually a full SIX MONTHS OLD 'fore he EVUH set foot in da state o' Maine!"

foreignsics by Quacks0 September 10, 2026

forensics 

The art of public speaking.

Jon was a forensics expert.

forensics by Nicolai January 24, 2004

Forensics 

1. Debate
2. Any event which one may compete in at a debate tourniment.

Come join the forensics team; they get laid surprisingly often...

Forensics by kstar April 27, 2004

pocket forensics 

determining where you drank last night by examining your collection of matchbooks and credit card receipts; also known as following the caper trail.

Bruce Lee: What in God's name are you looking for?
Jose Contreras: Just doing some pocket forensics. I was allegedly quite boisterous last night but I don't recall being in public.

pocket forensics by benny b from the bronx August 21, 2007

facebook forensics 

The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.

Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.

Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?

Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!

Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?

Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.

Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?

facebook forensics by theoneandonlyMD January 26, 2010

Foreignication 

Hooking up with foreigners, usually – but not always – while travelling abroad.

Can also be defined as: fornication is hooking up with someone from your home country; foreignication is hooking up with someone from another country.

When I travel, I never think about fornication; I think about foreignication.

Foreignication by AtlasAl July 6, 2011

forensics 

1.The application of science to law.

2. There are many types of forensics (Science,Accounting,Psychology etc...)

3. a wierd word.

1. attorney: this is your hair isn't it?
boy: yes, it is.

2. i'm going to be a forensic psychologist or scientist...you'll see!

3. dude, that's like, so forensic!

forensics by Grr8jon October 12, 2004