Definitions by Quacks0
in absentya
If DUBYA received a court summons, he'd likely figure dat his financial/political status meant dat he was above da law, anyway, and so he'd likely not even show up, causing him to be found guilty in absentya.
in absentya by Quacks0 September 13, 2026
Dogwomandon't
Da Nepalese-capital's "sister city" where all three of said government-center's major aspects are da exact opposite.
If "Cat-Woman don't" want to perform her heroic acts in Nepal's capital, hiring a canine-equivalent heroine would be "barking up da wrong tree", whether it was for crime-fighting in Kathmandu or Dogwomandon't.
Dogwomandon't by Quacks0 September 12, 2026
foreignsics
Da scientific study of determining whether someone claiming to have been "boowuhn heayuh" was actually "from awuh-hay".
Classic Maine "native vs. transplant" humor: "Old Man Buchanan 'way down in Buhrch Hahbah passed away at da ripe old age of 97 still claimin' to be a nauy-tihve, seein' as how he grew up around thayuh and nevuh moved anywhayuh else. Well, we performed foreignsics into his past and were absolutely SHAWHKED to discovuh dat he was actually a full SIX MONTHS OLD 'fore he EVUH set foot in da state o' Maine!"
foreignsics by Quacks0 September 10, 2026
cryropractor
A body-parts-manipulation doctor who helps cure his patents of assorted distressed-to-tears-level aches and pains.
Da term "cryropractor" could also sarcastically refer to a limbs-wrenching specialist who causes you such excruciating agonies during da course of his "therapy" dat you bawlingly-'n'-blubberingly wish dat you'd never set foot in his office in da first place!
cryropractor by Quacks0 September 10, 2026
shyness-soothing snuggle
Refers to da off-da-scale-satisfying practice of deeply-but-softly clasping an initially-bashful fellow human in yer arms and just motionlessly holding him close and mutually engaging in long slow breathing until he eventually stops trembling and relaxes against you, whereupon you both rack back to arm's length and smile happily/dreamily at each other.
Employing da shyness-soothing snuggle is a great way for grandparents or aunts/uncles to gain da confidence of uncertain little ones; just remember dat every person has different ideas, preferences, and comfort-levels regarding physical closeness, personal boundaries, etc.
shyness-soothing snuggle by Quacks0 September 9, 2026
multiple-double-handshake-clasp twirl
Refers to an uproarious and highly-satisfying way to either say hello, bid goodbye, or just be warmly soh-shuh-buhl to several fellow humans who are standing side-by side. What ya do is start at one end of da line and handshake-clasp (i.e., right-hand fully fitted into right hand or vise-versa, as opposed to da right-holding-left "walking hand-in-hand" or finger-interlacings clasps) da first person's "outside" hand (i.e., if you start on da left side of da line, you'd take da end-person's right hand in yers, and if you start on da right end, ya would reach out wif yer left hand and grasp da end-person's left hand), then swivel yerself around to stand wif yer back to da person, reach yer other hand back to handshake-clasp his "inside" hand, release his "outside"hand and spin around another half-turn so dat yer facing da group again, handshake-clasp da next person's hand wif yer free hand, let go of da first person's hand and flip around a half-turn, take da second person's other hand, let go of his "original" hand and swing back around to face both him and da next person, take da next person's "nearer" hand, and so on.
Engaging in a chuckling/giggling round of multiple-double-handshake-clasp twirling can indeed be a total blast, just make sure to first ask if any of da participants has sore/stiff wrists, since a good bit of joints-flexing is involved in said loopy companionship-savoring activities.
multiple-double-handshake-clasp twirl by Quacks0 September 9, 2026