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Future ancestors (descendants)

We're really screwing up this planet. Our forecestors would be turning in their wombs.

forecestor by sprawld November 19, 2014

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Forecasturbation

The act of working oneself into a tizzy over impending severe weather, as by a meteorologist.

The weatherman was exhausted after a weekend of intense forecasturbation.

Forecasturbation by Snark Chariot January 21, 2011

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Forecasterbate

To masturbate to the Baseball Forecaster's preseason projects and/or Ron Shandler's visage on the back cover. The springtime equivalent of rosterbation.

The Kenley Jansen page of the Baseball Forecaster was stuck together after Zach forecasterbated with that page open all winter long.

Forecasterbate by ShandlerandTroutsittinginatree March 11, 2013

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josh forrestor

A bitch that gets no pussy what’s so ever
Also has the penis size of about 1-2 inches

Lol look at that guy he’s a josh forrestor

josh forrestor by Savage8382 January 10, 2020

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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