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Forecasturbation 

The act of working oneself into a tizzy over impending severe weather, as by a meteorologist.
The weatherman was exhausted after a weekend of intense forecasturbation.
Forecasturbation by Snark Chariot January 21, 2011

Forecasterbate 

To masturbate to the Baseball Forecaster's preseason projects and/or Ron Shandler's visage on the back cover. The springtime equivalent of rosterbation.
The Kenley Jansen page of the Baseball Forecaster was stuck together after Zach forecasterbated with that page open all winter long.

josh forrestor 

A bitch that gets no pussy what’s so ever
Also has the penis size of about 1-2 inches
Lol look at that guy he’s a josh forrestor
josh forrestor by Savage8382 January 10, 2020