1. Noun. A person who has absolute disregard for people's feelings. A person who is incredibly rude or obnoxious often with a bitter disdain towards people and society.
2. Noun. A person who lacks concern for the well-being of others. Someone with contempt for society or people as a whole. One who ignores all social norms and bequeaths doesn't give a fuck in their actions and words.
3. Noun. One with an ill regard for humanity. A disregard for all that is holy, and sacred. A person who lacks couth.
Used in heated discussions or intense commentary about a person.
"Brad's my roommate. And you can't make it right. You offended his family. That's his sister."
"You want to know what. I'm a Betty Ford Fucker, Okay! Now get the fuck out of here with your pettyfucking bull-shit."
1. When an event has reached all capacity for failure. The old saying of you can only go down so far, this is that far.
2. To needlessly correct something that doesn't need it, in a way that is damaging.
3. When something is as shitty as a Ford automobile
1. "Matt so fordfucked us. Right now, only divine intervention or Rosario can save us."
2. "I hate peer review, my paper always gets Ford fucked. It was perfectly fine to begin with."
3. "Ugh I hate my laptop. Its so Ford Fucked, I have to go to Corrigan to get it fixed for the 300th time."
The calculated use of hopeful or dramatic framing to hint at a meaningful future - when in fact it conceals chaos, betrayal, or deeply unwelcome outcomes.
In short:
False foreshadowing designed to mislead, manipulate, or soften the blow of incoming fuckery.
Typical habitats:
Corporate comms, political speeches, emotionally manipulative TV shows, gaslighting text messages.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.