force blow 

The act of receiving a blow job against ones will. This can happen when the recipient a.k.a the blowee is very intoxicated and unable to escape the mouth of the blower. See porched

Did you see that force blow? Bob was too drunk to escape that nasty girl!

force blow by SichuanGourmet October 2, 2018

FBJ (Forced Blow Job) 

The FBJ or Forced Blow Job, is the process of two Beer bottles colliding bottom to head causing a reaction that sends white frothy liquid spurting from the shaft of the victims drink. This then forces the drinker to shove the neck of the bottle into their mouth, in an attempt to prevent liquid from coating the surrounding area in foamy white residue. An accurate execution of The FBJ being performed takes skilled precision and timing. The key is to ensure that the rear end of the initiators bottle meets both with enough force and impact against the pinnacle of the victim’s bottle to cause the most severe reaction.

Imagine someone shoving the steam of a beer bottle into their mouth in an aggressive yet pleasurable motion similar to the act of providing oral sex to a man's genitals. Then finally imagine the hilarity as someone tries to contain the foamy residue of the of the bottles orgasmic reaction from flying from their mouth and onto their recently polished leather shoes. Then my friends, you have witnessed a metaphysical FBJ (Forced Blow Job). As a witness, your reaction should sound similar to: “HA! You just got a sneaky FBJ! Classic!” or “You just got FBJ’d!”

FBJ (Forced Blow Job) by A Communion of Willi's December 26, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012