During the entire month of February women are forbidden to finger themselves. They are also not to climax even if they do not insert a finger. This includes vibrators, washing machines and simplyrubbing the clitorous.
Girl 1: Ugh I’m so horny right now but I can’t even get a text back.
Girl 2: Just take care of it yourself, hell I even did it this morning. ;)
Girl 1: I can’t it’s Forbidden Fingering February and that includes you.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)