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An affectionate term for someone who's clumsy or incompetent. Because obviously, if you can't handle your fooz, then you're nothing but a gosh darn foozler.
My son is a foozler.He isn’t capable of anything.
foozler by andrei227w June 2, 2021
Generic title of the final boss character in any game, although most likely used when describing a game that is generic or cliche in nature.
So I collect these 8 crystals and kill the big foozle? Damn, so much for an innovative RPG...
foozle by rant December 16, 2004
A small ball of hair, dust, and / or lint that can be found rolling around the floor, and often under sofas and beds. Sometimes called a "dust bunny". Often looks like a small tumbleweed.
No wonder my allergies are acting up; there are enough foozles under this bed to kill a horse.
foozle by indgosky January 29, 2009
Derived from Disney's Donald Duck's expletive "Aw Fooey!"
(by two toddlers who couldn't understand Donald's unfortunate speech impediment)to mean "trouble" or "mischief."
Jack didn't have a good day, all he did was make fooley!

-or-

You kids settle down back there, stop making fooley!
Fooley by Beaux Peep May 30, 2008
Crazy person or thing, a slower person- a homie
That's my fooley
that party was extra fooley
i heard she fooley
Fooley by benny12 May 20, 2010
The fine art of wiping your cock on the curtains of your victim, before leaving. To have sexual intercourse and then wipe off one's penis with the (sometimes) fancy curtains draping the windows.
I was banging this gal, and after I came I foozled off on her curtains and left.
Foozle by Ggygy October 28, 2022
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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