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Footwasher.

A term used to describe someone who is too insanely religious, to the point they believe happiness is not what God wants from them. Their belief in religion has hidden misogyny and they just don't see it. They go "all by the bible" and what they mean by that is whatever stupid shit they believe in like homophobia and transphobia is okay because its "by the book" even though its a horrid mistranslation. Basically the dicks that make christians look bad.
"Footwasher. someone who will believe anything that is a pleasure is a sin." - to kill a mocking bird
"My daughter must have long hair or she is going to hell, and so I can't let her express herself."
"All gays will go to hell, and thats God's law"
"My friend's dad is such a Footwasher, he refused to use they're proper pronouns and makes them want to die."
by Helpmydyingsoul January 22, 2021
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footwasher

someone who devotes all unreligious activity to church (or replaces with religious activity)
im not spending all my reading time reading the bible, I'm not a footwasher
by Big Baba E November 8, 2017
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footmaster

Someone with a ridiculously obvious foot fetish (i.e. fapping to feet and often complimenting the sexiness of some random person/character's feet). To some degree, all footmasters generally masturbate to foot fetish related pictures and videos on Internet sources like Deviantart at least once if not twice or thrice per day, although secretly. Many footmasters are probably under 18 years of age and would probably not take terribly kindly to it if another footmaster made foot fetish art of them. However, some teenage footmasters have proven to be so narcissistic that they have actually made I-pad recording videos of themselves teasing themselves with their own bare feet and then masturbated to the self-made videos.

Named after someone who is actually literally named footmaster on DeviantArt.

"It seems that if someone on DeviantArt isn't a footmaster, he's usually either a gaymaster, a voremaster, a fatmaster, a fartmaster, or some other random fetish that I can't remember off the top of my head right now..."

Basically, a compound word of "foot" and "masturbation"; in other words, one who masturbates to feet.
You know those guys on DeviantArt who create foot fetish fanart of practically everything that comes to mind? God, what a bunch of fucking footmasters
by xandermartin98 November 2, 2014
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Footwhere

Derived from the word 'Footwear', this phrase means you've lost your shoes and are asking where they are.
"Jimmy. You got no shoes, Man."
"I know. Footwhere???"
"Dunno, Jimbo. Dunno."
by C L G March 24, 2020
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Foxxwashere

Foxxwashere is a twitch streamer that is loved by all his viewers! Also he is amazing!
Foxxwashere is amazing
by AWildPandaz July 25, 2021
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