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Footwasher. 

A term used to describe someone who is too insanely religious, to the point they believe happiness is not what God wants from them. Their belief in religion has hidden misogyny and they just don't see it. They go "all by the bible" and what they mean by that is whatever stupid shit they believe in like homophobia and transphobia is okay because its "by the book" even though its a horrid mistranslation. Basically the dicks that make christians look bad.
"Footwasher. someone who will believe anything that is a pleasure is a sin." - to kill a mocking bird
"My daughter must have long hair or she is going to hell, and so I can't let her express herself."
"All gays will go to hell, and thats God's law"
"My friend's dad is such a Footwasher, he refused to use they're proper pronouns and makes them want to die."
Footwasher. by Helpmydyingsoul January 22, 2021

footwasher

someone who devotes all unreligious activity to church (or replaces with religious activity)
im not spending all my reading time reading the bible, I'm not a footwasher
footwasher by Big Baba E November 8, 2017
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footmaster 

Someone with a ridiculously obvious foot fetish (i.e. fapping to feet and often complimenting the sexiness of some random person/character's feet). To some degree, all footmasters generally masturbate to foot fetish related pictures and videos on Internet sources like Deviantart at least once if not twice or thrice per day, although secretly. Many footmasters are probably under 18 years of age and would probably not take terribly kindly to it if another footmaster made foot fetish art of them. However, some teenage footmasters have proven to be so narcissistic that they have actually made I-pad recording videos of themselves teasing themselves with their own bare feet and then masturbated to the self-made videos.

Named after someone who is actually literally named footmaster on DeviantArt.

"It seems that if someone on DeviantArt isn't a footmaster, he's usually either a gaymaster, a voremaster, a fatmaster, a fartmaster, or some other random fetish that I can't remember off the top of my head right now..."

Basically, a compound word of "foot" and "masturbation"; in other words, one who masturbates to feet.
You know those guys on DeviantArt who create foot fetish fanart of practically everything that comes to mind? God, what a bunch of fucking footmasters
footmaster by xandermartin98 November 2, 2014

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026