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Filipino Footlong 

A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.
Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?

Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.
Filipino Footlong by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

Philadelphia Footlong 

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue
She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.
The term fooron is meant to represent a foolish moron. This person is such an idiot that he needs an entire new term devoted to his foolish and moronic behavior.
Did you see that guy run the red light? He's such a fooron!
Fooron by Dave E May 8, 2007

Five dollar footlong 

subway's limited offer of a five dollar footlong!
im going to subway to get a five dollar footlong

Wagga Wagga Footlong 

When a Downunder man with an average penis (6 inch) brags to a girl "I could give you 12 inches and make you bleed". Then sticks it in twice and punches her in the nose.
I was talking to this hot chick the other night, she was iffy about coming back to mine so I dropped the Wagga Wagga Footlong on her and made the bitch bleed.

footlong at subway 

A foot long at subway is a 12 inch sandwhich that people enjoy buying. This term however has been con notated with sex after the $5 foot long commercial which implies you can buy a foot long penis for $5
Imma go to subway and get a footlong at subway and then go home to get another foot long