footron

Someone who has no car and goes everywhere on foot.

Jane Doe: 'Please come and see me. I live 5 minutes away.'
John Doe: 'Nice. however, it will take me 30 minutes as I use a footron.'

by Betainvestor September 9, 2020

Filipino Footlong

A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.

Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?

Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.

by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

Philadelphia Footlong

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue

She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.

by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022

Fooron

The term fooron is meant to represent a foolish moron. This person is such an idiot that he needs an entire new term devoted to his foolish and moronic behavior.

Did you see that guy run the red light? He's such a fooron!

by Dave E May 8, 2007

Five dollar footlong

subway's limited offer of a five dollar footlong!

im going to subway to get a five dollar footlong

by Josh Simpson of Illinois April 17, 2008

Wagga Wagga Footlong

When a Downunder man with an average penis (6 inch) brags to a girl "I could give you 12 inches and make you bleed". Then sticks it in twice and punches her in the nose.

I was talking to this hot chick the other night, she was iffy about coming back to mine so I dropped the Wagga Wagga Footlong on her and made the bitch bleed.

by Simdog.Brisvegas August 29, 2019

footlong at subway

A foot long at subway is a 12 inch sandwhich that people enjoy buying. This term however has been con notated with sex after the $5 foot long commercial which implies you can buy a foot long penis for $5

Imma go to subway and get a footlong at subway and then go home to get another foot long

by Jooooohhhnnnnn ceeennaaaa October 7, 2016