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Verb;

The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.
Hey, did you see Louis fonding over Harry like that. He's so in love
Fonding by charlotte_azar December 1, 2016
Related Words
fonnie • fonni • cock fonnied • fannie • Fanning • finnian • finnish • finning • Fanni • Finnie
FEAR OF NOT BEING INVITED - Similar to FOMO, but it is the fear of not being invited to an event or a gathering. Many people won't mind as much missing out, as long as they were invited in the first place.
When I couldn't make it to the best birthday party of the year due to a prior engagement, I didn't get FONBI and didn't mind missing out on all the fun because at least I was invited to the party .
FONBI by EGC102387 October 28, 2015

fondilering 

Behaving in the manner of Matt "The Porcelain Punisher" Fondiler of Carolla Digital, and the podcasts the Adam Carolla Show," "Ace on the House," and "Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend." Examples include showering with your back to the shower nozzle, or, after a shower, wearing your towel in an unusually high position on one's stomach (aka, Tummy Towel).
"I caught a glimpse of Gary after his shower this morning. He was Fondilering it with that tummy towel!"
fondilering by Lurksalot December 19, 2013

fannibal 

A person who greatly enjoys reading about or watching the fictional character Hannibal Lecter, created by Thomas Harris. This enjoyment often borders on obsession. Fannibals can be found lurking in the dark recesses of the internet and are intensely devoted to the books by Harris, the movies, or the new television series.
Haley is such a Fannibal that she has an entire tumblr devoted to the Brian Fuller "Hannibal" series.
fannibal by pleasegodmakemegood April 21, 2013

Fanning His Balls 

Slang term for wasting time, doing nothing, sitting around with no purpose. There is an element of laziness involved also because the insinuation is that the person wasting time is staying comfortable by creating a breeze that wafts over his balls.
Q. Have you seen Frankie?

A. Yeah, he's home fanning his balls.
Fanning His Balls by Joey Paisan January 6, 2010

Erin finning 

A sick trend That started around 2016, a way of trash talking. To do this trend you must put your foot up on the sinks in the bathroom and take a picture with flash on using the caption "Erin finning" also another way of being a trashy white girl pretending to be black.
Hailey- hey! Wanna go Erin finning?
Veronica- definitely, I need to show of my new white converse!
Erin finning by Slay.me June 10, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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