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Someone who pretends to have cash in real life and makes fun of "poorons" to flex online for girls normally associated in Roblox games. There's generally no way of telling whether or not someone is really rich in real life but these guys are easy to read.
Bro john is such a fucking Foney he doesn't even have a benz I looked him up
Foney by smartmandictionary June 15, 2022
Words you can keep
Obsessed about one woman who doesn't want you, end up as a stalker
Foney Freak, Foney wierdo, foney follower, foney obsessed, foney stalker
foney by sickboy Molefi November 27, 2013
Related Words
foney Foneypuot foley fone foner fonky fogey fooey fonejacker fonkey
Fear Of Not Enjoying Enough

counterpart to FOMO.
Happens when one is doing some desirable activity, but is overwhelmed by the fear that they are not "in it" and not enjoying the moment enough.
(while watching a sunset)
- isn't this view amazing?
* I know, but I am constantly thinking about work, and I'm having really bad FONEE because of it.
FONEE by flekkie_ April 27, 2022

Fonky Monky Friday 

Fonky Monky Friday is a holiday that comes every week. It has a spiritual power that boosts one's happiness for a day at least. It can bring any people of different backgrounds or beliefs together to spread love.
YOOOOO IT*S FONKY MONKY FRIDAY
Fonky Monky Friday by K1ts October 30, 2020

justin foley 

Justin Foley from Thirteen Reasons Why is the most attractive human being ever that should be loved as much as physically possible

fonky chonky 

slang term for “funky” exclusively used when referring to music.
Person 1: *plays rap song*
Person 2: oh. That’s some of that fonky chonky
fonky chonky by MrMeøw September 22, 2019
A forty (40 oz.) of malt liquor.
Pronounced: fo'. dee
Damn man, I just picked up a few foteys of Black Label Big Ten! Let's go get shmammered!
fotey by BroroB January 8, 2006
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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