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fondue pot 

Shitting (esp. diarrhea) in a sink. Similar to an upper deck but the shit gets put in the sink.
He pissed me off, so turned his sink into a fondue pot.
fondue pot by tonymarc February 22, 2009
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fondue pot 

"hey, strong bad, can i borrow your fondue pot again?"
fondue pot by H*R F4n June 20, 2003

cincinnati fondue pot 

A party event requiring an male individual to dip his dick in one or more liquid edible substances such as chocolate/peanut butter/chilli/white chocolate/au jus/sawmill gravy and immediately proceeds to anally penetrate a female until creampie status is achieved. Immediately following the pull out, another male buddy slobs the knob clean, reams the pie hole, and then swaps positions such as to repeat said anal penetration procedure until all parties are sated or until daily caloric intake values are met.
Did you go to buddy and Gillian's cincinnati fondue pot last night?
Man, I did and my pallet was never as tantalized as when the crunchy butter and Hormel chilli shooting out of Gillian's ass hole combined forces with that salty semen for a taste explosion I literally came to previously.

Carolina Fondue Pot 

When a woman lies on the ground with her legs spread in the air while a group of men stand around her in a circle. One of the men takes a particularly watery shit into the girls vagina, then each man takes turns dipping their shlongs into the diarrhea filled vagina and mouth fuck the woman.
"hey have you seen Amanda at all this week?"
"nah, I heard she was recovering from a Carolina Fondue Pot"
Carolina Fondue Pot by juulinmyass January 24, 2019

Optic fondue pot 

An optic fondue pot is when a male partner shits into an eye socket and skull fucks it.
Hey girl, want me to give you an optic fondue pot?

Boston satay fondue pot

A man boils a pot of satay sauce in a fondue pot places his penis into the pot until it is well covered, then sticks his penis in a relevant hole.
"bro we cooked her up a good Boston satay fondue pot the other day haha"
Boston satay fondue pot by sataylover September 8, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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