fondio

Fondio is the aroma of dirty, sweaty, balls, ass and dick.

The porta potty reeked of fondio as I power pissed trying not to touch anything.

by Malias Malias December 14, 2023

Fonding

Verb;

The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.

Hey, did you see Louis fonding over Harry like that. He's so in love

by charlotte_azar December 1, 2016

fondilering

Behaving in the manner of Matt "The Porcelain Punisher" Fondiler of Carolla Digital, and the podcasts the Adam Carolla Show," "Ace on the House," and "Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend." Examples include showering with your back to the shower nozzle, or, after a shower, wearing your towel in an unusually high position on one's stomach (aka, Tummy Towel).

"I caught a glimpse of Gary after his shower this morning. He was Fondilering it with that tummy towel!"

by Lurksalot December 19, 2013

Fondick

When a male dips his penis in a fondue pot of chocolate (or any other melted food of choice) and the girl has the pleasure of eating it off. This phallical delicacy is one of the finest in the world.

He did a fondick for me! It was delicious!

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 12, 2006

Fendior

female who only carries Dior handbags or wears Fendi shoes and in general needs to date an atm

i met this fendior last night who was an eight, but i didn't want to be her next atm.

by enfadado May 1, 2006

fondouche

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009

fundio

FUNDIO - (additive) It comes from a Mexican origin and means many things. But primarily means very smelly asshole.
However, can be used when describing a fowl poo-nan.

Dame that vato over there smells like a crusty fundio!

by Patty Gillespie August 21, 2006