fols

fuck our live(s)

1: we're high, we need medical help
2: yeah LOL fols

by r8k8 October 27, 2011

folsom

the most awfully stereotypical american town ever. a suburban hell where rich white kids pretend to be ghetto and create fake drama to add interest to their otherwise dull lives.

Living in folsom is comparable to having one's body eaten slowly by an incurable disease.

by stuckherestill March 21, 2004

Folsom

A Sacramento suburb. Residing teens (many of whom are middle and upper-middle class) enjoy complaining about it and saying how awful and boring it is even though it is neither awful nor any more boring than other towns.

Folsom has its flaws, but overall, it's a good town. You can go to the lake, the river, historic Sutter Street, one of two movie theaters, Palladio (once it is finished and is not just movie theaters), golfing, biking on the various trails. You can enjoy nature in the wetlands, play sports, eat, among other things.

by T-Bizzcuit January 24, 2010

Folsom, CA

A conservative, wealthy, mostly Republican town of 45,000 people located 20 miles east of Sacramento. Almost all the nicer cars in the high schools' parking lots belong to the students, some of whom received vehicles like luxury SUVs for their 16th birthdays--no kidding. Folsom's wealthiest neighborhoods have worked hard to maintain their well deserved reputation for snobbery. To many, a "mismatched" outfit means you're wearing a Tommy Hilfiger shirt with Abercrombie&Fitch pants. The Johnny Cash song, "Stuck in Folsom Prison," is based on--you guessed it: the prison in Folsom, which is at the far eastern edge of town. Folsom does have a small low-income area, but most people don't know about it because no major streets go through there.

I used to live in Folsom, CA. It's a clean, well maintained town, but I sure don't miss the snobs.

by LostSalamander December 26, 2010

folsom glove box

A Tampon soaked in Vodka and placed in anul cavity to prevent failing a breathalyzer while driving intoxicated

Glad I used the Folsom Glove Box to avoid another DWI

by Lil Evil January 12, 2015

Folsom

Folsom is a suburb to Sacramento it is mostly a upper class city but some parts of that area do suffer from more crime and poverty then others. Folsom is known for stoners, skaters, girls being hoes, and good school sports teams.

I’m finna slide to Folsom later to get sum dutch bro’s omm

by Chino martinez October 14, 2020

Folsom

A suburban town where a bunch of entitled white kids run around being sluts and wannabe gangsters. Teen pregnancy is a usual and you can’t walk around your school with out seeing a white girl wearing a crop top and skinny jeans crying about some dumbass reason. If you are looking for an intelligent conversation you are in the wrong place because everyone in this town is missing brain cells. These white kids call themselves drug dealers when all they do is sell juul pods to 12 year olds. Every Senior in high school preys on freshman and 8th graders and parents don’t know what the fuck is going on in their daughter’s lives.

Jack: “Where are you from”
Jill: “I’m from Folsom”
Jack: “me too, let’s go hit my juul and and spread rumors about your best friend”

by A different path May 6, 2019