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fake expensive watch as in, faux (french for fake)Rolex, faux-lex, folex
folex by rick August 29, 2003
Word of the Day on April 16, 2005
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Fake Rolex watch usually sold by creepy smelly guys in crowded cities most commonly homeless people, always refered to as "real" by the seller.
ewwww!! who smells?? oh its the guy with the Folex probably homeless too.

Person: "Hey can i have a folex"
Homeless Guy: "Shit! deese b reals"
folex by Pepe Miller May 31, 2005
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an imitation rolex. correctly spelled "faux-lex" (for the people that originally wrote this definition, faux means fake)
I got this sweet silver and black submariner faux-lex from the asian guy at the flea-market.
folex by nischt April 16, 2005
A reply to a question given by a black guy.
When asked for whom he's buying a gift, the black guy said,
"It be fo Lex."
folex by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 16, 2005
some 1 who likes 2 buy fake shit and wear it of as real shit
she/he tinks der heavy wid there folex
folex by tigger April 16, 2005

Flex Tape 

The greatest fucking invention man has ever made or thought of! It is undoubtedly the furthest we, as homosapiens, have come and it is possibly going to revolutionise this world.

It can solve any problem (not including your love life but still shown to have better results than placebo)

It's basically ductape but 10000% more badass and it's black so you know it'll be fun to play with
*Man finds leak in house*: oh, whatever shall I do?

*tv turns on and Phil Swift is shown*: TO SHOW THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF FLEX TAPE I'M GONNA SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF *proceeds to cut the boat into two*

Man: the God's have answered my call
Flex Tape by EdgeLord27 April 20, 2018

Flexin' Hard 

Posturing in a display of power and status to assert dominance over weaker, beta males, particularly in situations or contexts that rappers often find themselves. To maximize, inflate and obscenely flaunt one's strength, aggression, wealth, style, and pussy crushing ability to a degree that haters cower and feel less of a man in your presence.
"Come drink tequila in my VIP cabana pool" commanded the rapper to the set of hot Asian sluts, Flexin' Hard on some pussy-ass little boys and taking their bitches, shitting all over their day at Wet Republic.
Flexin' Hard by Filth Ninja January 23, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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