rick's definitions

Socialism

May work with a strong willed ruler and many fearful citizens.

"Will someday crush the greedy, fuckhead democrats of George W. Land" -Dominic J.

by Rick December 8, 2003

circus penis

Any penis that, when flaccid, hangs down far enough to bisect the imaginary line between one's kneecaps.

She let out a holler when he tried to shove that circus penis of his up her asshole.

by Rick August 8, 2003

Wheenis

Whee = Fun. Enis is short for penis.
Wheenis = A fun penis.

Not to be mistaken for Weenis (the skin on your elbow)

Wow, Bob sure has a wheenis. I could play with it all day

by Rick December 19, 2004

fuck a duck

One of the many capabilities of a 12 gauge shotgun.

I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge, but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!

by Rick August 8, 2003

tweener

one of mixed race

The girl's daddy is black and her momma be white, so she's a tweener.

by rick January 18, 2004

set it off

start a fight; get into it

You're gonna get outta my way or we're gonna set it off.

by Rick October 13, 2004

Hijacker

One who gets high -- usually with marijuana -- and proceeds to jack off.

See that guy over there? His roommates say he's a highjacker.

by Rick February 7, 2005