fobnob

a fobnob is someone that is really stupid but also annoying

omg innes is such a fobnob

by Mrs ute November 27, 2023

fornobulate

using phony made up words to confuse and annoy egotistical people with big vocabularies

In college there was a guy in our dorm who tried to impress everyone with his large vocabulary. I got my friends to start using this made up word "fornobulate" to confuse him. We always used it in a different context so he never could guess the meaning. It drove him crazy. When he finally asked me what it meant, I said, "Get a dictionary and look it up, Mr. Vocab." He came back and said it wasn't in Websters. I replied, "What? You can't spell?" So 30 years later I officially give "fornobulate" a meaning!

If a friend tries to impress you with his large vocabulary, fornobulate him!

The fornobulation process used on the egotistical nerd was successful.

by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010

fobgoblin

any female soldier or female contractor deployed to a combat zone that you have sex with due to the fact that you are deployed but would normaly never touch due to the fact that she is nasty but available.

Damm I'm so horny i think I'm gonna break down and fuck the fobgoblin

by reservoirdogg26 May 25, 2009

Fobmobile

When a large amount of Fobs exit out of a car/van

Person 1: Dude, how many people got out of that car?
Person 2: Relax, it's a fobmobile

by Mattyb69LOVA October 10, 2018

flobnobber

a floppy dick

when old men dont take enough viagra they often have a flobnobber

by Tikilo April 19, 2009

Fbnobody

Anybody in Facebook who lacks popularity and don't receive any feedback from others which makes them "like" their own statuses,comments and photos which are largely unseen by others.

Hey,have you seen Alex profile?She likes her all stuffs.She's such a fbnobody.

by Jim89565 April 20, 2011

fobnormal

it's when u look ugly and can't pronounce shit

mr truong said ditributib instead of distributive and when he say 1 time 2 time 3 time 4 time 5

by kathleen April 22, 2003