A word creation which combines the words "fake" and "Oakley". The latter being the outragously expensive sunglasses considered cool to own. Foakleys are most easily acquired in big citystreets from panhandlers.
Bobby Ray: Hey Bobby Sue, I hear you're going to NYC, could you pick me up a pair of foakleys?
Bobby Sue: No way! Those things are like 2 buxx!
Louise is regarded by many to be the current president of the entire Universe. She spends her days leading a reign of tyranny and searching for pink objects to line her palace.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.