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free speed

running joke in rowing - crew if you’re american - that oakley sunglasses are free speed as the rowers that wear them tend to be fast (because the glasses are expensive so you have to be serious about rowing to buy them)

that crew are all wearing oakleys! they must be fast

wearing oakleys in the boat is free speed

oakleys by liptonhummus July 6, 2023

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Oakleys

The only acceptable sunglasses for any single 20-30-year-old male to wear while on a snowboard (or, in semi-rare cases where the 20-30-year-old male grew up in a gated community, ski) vacation.

It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.

Oakley wearer: *drops Oakleys*

(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??

Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.

Oakleys by someone malignant December 26, 2024

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Fake Oakleys store by foakleys2 May 19, 2016

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Dirty Oakley

Violently fucking more than 4 girls at one time.

Did a dirty Oakley last night.

Dirty Oakley by Jay goga April 20, 2020

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Pulling an Oakley

The act of shameless self promotion.

Jenna totally was Pulling an Oakley by writing her Twitter name in all the German text books.

Pulling an Oakley by totallynotazubat September 9, 2014

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Annie Oakley

A dildo whittled using wood from the surrounding forest for use during camping.

Sandra was bored camping, so she made an Annie Oakley to help pass the time.

Annie Oakley by Todd & Mason Forever May 14, 2016

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Mr Oakley

A nonce teacher that spends his free time touching kids and driving his imaginary aston martin.

Hey i heardy you have Mr Oakley next lesson

Mr Oakley by Theoparkerliketoes April 12, 2020

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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