oakleys

free speed

running joke in rowing - crew if you’re american - that oakley sunglasses are free speed as the rowers that wear them tend to be fast (because the glasses are expensive so you have to be serious about rowing to buy them)

that crew are all wearing oakleys! they must be fast

wearing oakleys in the boat is free speed

by liptonhummus July 6, 2023

Oakleys

The only acceptable sunglasses for any single 20-30-year-old male to wear while on a snowboard (or, in semi-rare cases where the 20-30-year-old male grew up in a gated community, ski) vacation.

It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.

Oakley wearer: *drops Oakleys*

(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??

Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.

by someone malignant December 26, 2024

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by foakleys2 May 19, 2016

Dirty Oakley

Violently fucking more than 4 girls at one time.

Did a dirty Oakley last night.

by Jay goga April 20, 2020

Pulling an Oakley

The act of shameless self promotion.

Jenna totally was Pulling an Oakley by writing her Twitter name in all the German text books.

by totallynotazubat September 9, 2014

Annie Oakley

A dildo whittled using wood from the surrounding forest for use during camping.

Sandra was bored camping, so she made an Annie Oakley to help pass the time.

by Todd & Mason Forever May 14, 2016

Mr Oakley

A nonce teacher that spends his free time touching kids and driving his imaginary aston martin.

Hey i heardy you have Mr Oakley next lesson

by Theoparkerliketoes April 12, 2020