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Flying Cream Pie 

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.
Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

flyingpig 

An incredibly imagined creature. Appearance is similar to a normal pig, but with a pair of wings. Has magical powers and can fly obviously. Hates flamingoes. Loves particles.
We should all worship flyingpig and pray for it.
flyingpig by flyingpigsoup December 13, 2020