flying dutchmman
When he or she takes their scrotum, stretches it, flips it up against the penis, and exposes the vast display of veins under his or her sac.
flying dutchmman by the_koenigger October 27, 2007
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Non-Flying Dutchman
The Iceman. DB10. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius. The finest import in the history of the Premier League. An enigmatic, reserved, ice-cold magician with an inexplicable phobia of flying.
It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.
It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.
Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?
Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.
Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?
Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master
Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.
Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?
Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master
Non-Flying Dutchman by TheIcemanStrikesAgain January 21, 2011
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flying Dutchmen
A sexual position involving the rigging of a clipper ship and a stiff breeze. One partner, either male of female, suspends themselves in the rigging stationary. The other partner aligns themselves properly with their partners sexual organs, only several feet away from a rig that can swing with the motion of the ship. The swaying motion of the ship will provide all the necessary force, and if the boat is swinging enough the partners can be brought together quite sharply. This formerly popular position had a status equivalent to that of the mile high club today, but with the fall of ocean travel it has become a rare occurrence.
flying Dutchmen by The Addict February 2, 2007
Flying Dutchman
When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.
Flying Dutchman by hayseuss July 10, 2005
Reverse Flying Dutchman
A sex maneuver in which the recipient lies on their back in a spread eagle with the intended orifice of penetration facing up. The partner then proceeds to insert and perform a clap push-up with every thrust. Additionally, every thrust is accompanied by a slight 20 degree turn counterclockwise. Any eyepatch is optional.
Reverse Flying Dutchman by Mr. Spooty January 25, 2010
Flying Dutchman
#1 A spectral ship said to appear in storms near the Cape of Good Hope. Said to be captained by Davy Jones.
#2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.
#3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
#2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.
#3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.
Flying Dutchman by Minority July 23, 2006
Flying Dutchman
A sex position that invovles the man sitting naked and the woman getting a running start, maximum 5 steps, and leaps onto the mans cock, resembling the floating ghost ship
Flying Dutchman by jahdhd71 January 23, 2020
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