flumpa 

When a woman has a fat lower and upper massive pussy area

Damn, that girl has a big flumpa.

flumpa by Mactastic99 March 2, 2020

Flumpa-Lumpa 

A phrase referring to sex especially when one or both of the participants have large quantities of body fat. This can be derogatory, but is typically meant to be and taken as a joke.

Did you hear? Donna and Steve did the flumpa-lumpa last night!

Flumpa-Lumpa by sherlockianintheTARDIS December 9, 2014

flumpf 

Empty, pointless, thoughtless, or otherwise non-contributing to society.

The bane of bald Mancs everywhere

they want some sort of flumpf telly that they don't have to think about

flumpf by boxerboy01 February 8, 2019

flurpass 

when your ass sticks to the seat your sitting on

I have bad flurpass right now

flurpass by C n A June 11, 2018

flumpels 

An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.

Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.

Boris: "Any feedback Max?"
Max: "Those flumpels are DISGUSTING!"

flumpels by Cinnamon ｡^‿^｡ January 17, 2018

Flumpy 

A synonym for tired or exhausted. It might be accompanied by an overwhelming urge to do nothing more than chill out at home on the sofa / couch and do nothing,

I'm really looking forward to getting home. I feel really flumpy, I just want to chill out.

Or

I'm really flumpy today, and I don't feel like doing much at all

Or

I'm so flumpy, I don't feel ready to get out of bed!

Flumpy by Destroyer666 June 1, 2019

flumpety dumpkin 

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017