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fluffocate 

to be suffocated under large amounts of fluff, usually from a large animal sitting on you.
If Ricardo's dog doesn't get off his lap soon, she'll most likely fluffocate him with her fur.
fluffocate by tyler's car radio November 12, 2018

fluffocate 

My ex boyfriend cheated on me, so I fluffocated him.

Fluffilate 

A way of cooking fish involving boiling the fish until it's fluffy. Fleshy fish expansion while boiling
I have to fluffilate the fish for the tom yum.
The fish is fluffilated
Fluffilate by Chlozzza March 28, 2020

fluffcat 

1. A woman who orally preps a man for sexual intercourse. Oftentimes used in porn before scenes, or just for recreational use.

2. Any sort of long-haired cat.
Person A: Damn, that fluffcat just downed 12 inches of that dude!

Person B: Say what? I was too busy petting my fluffcat to notice.
fluffcat by Sami-X March 9, 2009

fluffcake 

An obese man that smells good and is pretty
Damn! Michael at the end of the bar is a fluffcake.
fluffcake by JUICY MAC March 20, 2023

Flufferate 

Cindy flufferates most of the fools at court.
Flufferate by S1lv3r May 31, 2013
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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