fluffcake

An obese man that smells good and is pretty

Damn! Michael at the end of the bar is a fluffcake.

by JUICY MAC March 20, 2023

fluffocate

to be suffocated in or by someone's fat rolls.

If Emily didn't suffocate in the plastic poncho, she would've fluffocated in Bea's belly.

by ariel&sam July 10, 2011

Oboe Flutecake

Coined by Malt William Raspbergz, circa 2004, Oboe Flutecake is a fictional character that is the nemesis of Barterman.

Oboe Flutecake just tried to steal Barterman's Pop Tarts!!

by JulieDestiny4ever November 16, 2010

fluffcat

1. A woman who orally preps a man for sexual intercourse. Oftentimes used in porn before scenes, or just for recreational use.

2. Any sort of long-haired cat.

Person A: Damn, that fluffcat just downed 12 inches of that dude!

Person B: Say what? I was too busy petting my fluffcat to notice.

by Sami-X March 9, 2009

fluffage

The act of fluffing ones testicles or someone fluffing ones testicles.
By physically relocating the (testis,testes)testicles and scrotum by hand to ease mild irritation and gain much comfort.

Gently grasp,or have your significant other,gently grasp your shit and move it around a little. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That feels sooooo goood......... :)
This is fluffage ladies and he will appreciate it!

by Horndog69A December 26, 2006

fluffocate

to be suffocated under large amounts of fluff, usually from a large animal sitting on you.

If Ricardo's dog doesn't get off his lap soon, she'll most likely fluffocate him with her fur.

by tyler's car radio November 12, 2018

Fluffkerplop

The sound a ball of shit mixed in with some feathers and small gerbils fired from a cannon onto a gathering of hippies

LOOK OUT!!!! It's a Fluffkerplop!

by Poe Joe January 23, 2008