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Involuntary Fluffitude 

When a guy flirts with a girl, and she responds by vamping it up and seducing his gay homey.
I was hitting on this smoking hot Russian chick named Natasha. She wasn't interested in me, but my involuntary fluffitude inspired her, so she proceeded to seduce my gay friend named Biff. They are madly in love, and just got engaged!
the nicest word in common use for the cunt
"have you shaved ya fluffit love?"
fluffit by lister1982 June 30, 2007

Fluffitise 

The act of making something fluffy
Oh man, I fluffitised my jumper in the wash
Fluffitise by stillrecovering November 27, 2020

Fluffify 

When your dog or cat decides to entirely cover your clothing in fur before you wear it. Most noticable with black clothes, but happens nevertheless. Lint rollers are merely a temporary solution
I'll look rediculous today after my cat just HAD to Fluffify my shirt!
Fluffify by JJBinks360 October 24, 2022

muffty-fluffty 

Something that is 'muffty-fluffty' is something, as opposed to someone who is 'wishy-washy' or 'namby-pamby'.
The HR department is full of namby-pamby types that produce lots of muffty-fluffty ideas that go nowhere.
muffty-fluffty by Whistletwat November 30, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026