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Flute Ninja 

Wow! You are such a flute ninja!
Flute Ninja by kitty1432 February 13, 2013

Fluent Nonsense 

When you don't know majority of the words in the English language, so you just make up your own words, or you substitute in the wrong words for different meanings.
Shanay-Nay: What will happen to me if I drink this ???

Mashira: You will get inflamaragimato.

Shanay-Nay: Whats that ???

Mashira: Its when your colonizationalator burns.

Shanay-Nay: What language are you speaking ???

Mashira: Its Fluent Nonsense.
Fluent Nonsense by kallmekween November 13, 2010

flute noodles 

Penne Pasta. Which is a noodle that you play as a flute.
I played a siiiick solo on my flute noodles during dindin that I got double dessert!
flute noodles by FlyBoyChris February 13, 2018

Standard Night in Fleet 

A standard night in fleet will go as follows: Cotching it at a mates house for a few hours listening to music and general bant. This is followed by a ganders up to fleet with a crate of beers and maybe some weed/drone. Stroll up and down the high street before gettin bare hungry and going in for a dutty pizza from herpies. THe most important part of the night is a ganders at PRC with some bare coffee and bait party rings. Cotch it up to the skate park and have a ganders on the swings while keeping lookout for the meat wagons and pig brigade. Sleep on bench or back to mates house on the floor.
" Oi breh, you up for a Standard night in Fleet tonight"

"yeh bruv, sounds safe, what time?"

"meet at mine at like 8 ish, i got bare dolla?"

"allllow it standard, can i cotch at yours after"

"yeh sorted"

Nose flute 

The nose. Used as an instrument. Your index finger closes ur left nostril, and u make a noise. Your other finger closes the right nostril to play different sounds.
What instrument do you play?

The nose flute.
Nose flute by Hugo January 24, 2004

Texas Nose Flute 

A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.
Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.